Stupid Questions?
1. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
2. When a friend announces
her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the
money.
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3. When you get
woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat
pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
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4. When you see a
friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
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5. At the dentist when he's
sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
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6. You are smoking a
cigarette and a friend asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!
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7. At the movies: When you
meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
Next…Q
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahhaa…never give up…
one more..
Now,Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because the bananas are in the TV.Ooops!!!
Cool down…
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
Cmon think
Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki..
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar..Kya bigada hain usne aapka.........
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Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'
The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.''
The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''
Thank God I didn't do anything like that.''
He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven.
The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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