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Check your Intelligence....?

Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?








Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.


Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?






Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you???


Third Question:Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.






Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Okay, now the bonus round:There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? plz dont see before answer





He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
Njoyed or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?





This is sumthing really interesting.. go thru it
Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer
at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner

Question and the Answer given by Candidates (oh sorry they are IAS Officers now!)

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in
the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )




Better Luck Next Time!!


Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult
question.

Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of simplicity "

Logical Power?

Question for all u guys.....

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady wholooks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved yourlife.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die,and thus you should save her first;
or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay himback.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mateagain.

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NOW READ THIS:
The candidate who was hired (out of 200applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simplyanswered: I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give upour stubborn thought limitations.

Wonderful Poem

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan.
A very adventurous child.
My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

"Very good", the teacher said to Dan.

She then asked Sally that it was now herturn.
My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

"That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change yourmind.

"Next up was Glenn.
He was the naughty one in the class.
Here is his rhyme:
My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,I know I can, I can, I can.

A Married Couple

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“Darling,” he says. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want
a divorce.”

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,”
he says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and
she’s a far better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and
slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck.. “I want the house,” he says insistently. Up to 60 mph.
“I want the car, too,” he continues. 65 mph. “And,” he says,”I’ll have the
bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat.”

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. “No, I’ve got
everything I need.” she says. “Oh, really?” he inquires, “So what have you
got?”
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph,
the wife turns to him and says:

“The airbag.”

Questions Women Asks

Am I fat?

Do you think she’s pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

Do you mind if I become very fat?

Whose hair is this on your bed

What Does Love Mean???

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
“What does love mean?”
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
See what you think:

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” …Rebecca - age 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” …Billy - age 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” …Karl - age 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Girls Quotes

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

Girls. You never know what they're going to think.

If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.


You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.


Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

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