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KNOW UR Value....!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you

but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and
started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all
crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose
your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED "

Stoty I


Employer : Do you have a boyfriend?
Candidate: I have.
Employer: Is he working locally?
Candidate: No. He is workin overseas
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you!
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn’t want to pay extra expenses on the overseas calls just because of you.

Story II

Employer: Any girl friends?
Candidate: No.
Employer: So far chased any before?
Candidate: Have, but not successful.
Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why?
Employer: You are lacking of public relation skills and confidence!!

Story III

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: Not quite.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist

Story IV

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she pretty?
Candidate: yes
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

Employer: Any girlfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is she your first lover?
Candidate: No. Have a few already.
Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper!)

Story VI

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: No.
Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

Employer: Any boyfriends?
Candidate: Yes.
Employer: Is he rich?
Candidate: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ you, neither do we!
Candidate: But, there is no position in his company.
Employer: Then, what is your qualification?
Candidate: Secretary!
Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect your managers' working spirits.
Candidate: But, I am not pretty at all.
Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!

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