Jokes

Munna Bhai & Circuit
Munna bhai: "apun ko kaisay pata chalay ga k yea bakra hai ya bakri?"
Circuit: "bolay to simple hai bhai
Pather maar kar dekho, agar bhaaga to bakra or bhaagi to bakri" ;-)

Santa Complaint
Santa: mujhe fone per dhamkiyaa mil rahi hain
Police: kaun hai woh??
Santa: PTCL walay boltay hain k bill na diya to
"kaat dayn gay"

Santa in School
Santa came to school with one black and one white shoe
Sir: go home and change!
Santa: Koi faida nai sir, ghar mian bi ek black and ek white shoe hai

Two Men
Two men searching for their lost wives.
1st man: how ur wife look like??
2nd man: tall, beautiful, fair, blue eyes, bold. What about yours?
1st man: merey nu maar goli, chal terey labiyee


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dehagaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI


Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABHPhir likhne lage: U R WELCOMEAur
ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile


Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have

Girlfriends